Bitchy, Slutty, Cunty, and Black

shutupmerlin:

My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.

The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.

hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

just a few things established in the fosters universe

• imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them
• 8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend
• a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street
• this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.
• imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues) 
• babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people
• at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry
• 
  

• this is all just treated as facts of life

ankle-beez:

p0tbarbie:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

legalize pussy 

i’m not just talking about medicinal pussy. recreational pussy babey

Decriminalize pussy

fuckrashida:

surra-de-bunda:

Most people didn’t realize Foxy Brown was so young when she came out because she was marketed as a sex symbol. People assumed she was like 20 when she came out. I believe that is why no one paid attention to Jay and Foxy like that. She was a teenage sex symbol : (I.E. Britney Spears). Let that sink in.

Foxy was literally only seventeen years old when Ain’t No Nigga came out like Jay has a lot of questions he needs to answer